you are/were so girly. i suppose i have removed the rose-tinted glasses after all. but i’m sure they are close at hand for any time in any part of the possible future in which you decide to waltz back into my life.
oh i hope i have a found a manmanman of my own by then. really truly i fucking do. a Scot would do nicely. who swims in icy rivers sans kilt. no giggly girls around though. i will kill them and drag their bodies through the snow.
that escalated quickly.