I’m a Pro.

At Crastinating.

Here are a few lovely tidbits I’ve found along the way of not studying for my three finals tomorrow (one’s @ 8am. woo) or writing two of three papers due tomorrow. I got one done… quidditch vs. soccer. it’s golden unadulterated awesome. and also one page long.

And yeah, I’m center-orienting. Sniff it.

PS click on the pictures to really see them… I accidentally did a gallery and I don’t want to figure it out right now.

PPS if that ‘secure’ window pops up, go on, live a little and press no. walk on the wild side with me, ladies and gents.

http://www.wimp.com/buildsinstrument

http://www.wimp.com/pattycake

http://www.wimp.com/danceoff

http://www.uccsscribe.com/mobile/culture/kronum-a-new-sport-gaining-global-attention-1.2551572

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xoDgbVdrj8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhuJROg55aE

 

Also, some enchanting lyrics to In the Hall of the Mountain King.

Never heard it? Yes you have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI

(The troll-courtiers): Slagt ham! Kristenmands søn har dåret.
Dovregubbens veneste mø!
Slagt ham!
Slagt ham!
(a troll-imp): Må jeg skjære ham i fingeren?
(another troll-imp): Må jeg rive ham i håret?
(a troll-maiden): Hu, hej, lad mig bide ham i låret!
(a troll-witch with a ladle): Skal han lages til sod og sø?
(another troll-witch, with a butcher knife): Skal han steges på spid eller brunes i gryde?
(the Mountain King): Isvand i blodet!

             Translation:

Slay him! The Christian’s son has bewitched
The Mountain King’s fairest daughter!
Slay him!
Slay him!
May I hack him on the fingers?
May I tug him by the hair?
Hu, hey, let me bite him in the haunches!
Shall he be boiled into broth and bree to me
Shall he roast on a spit or be browned in a stewpan?
Ice to your blood, friends!

Charming, no?

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